The Funniest Sayings Printed On A T-Shirt

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T-shirts are a great way to express yourself and sometimes those messages are funny. Other times they are inspired by current events or the entertainment world. Regardless of the message, there are no shortages of things one can have printed on the front or back of a t-shirt. Here is a list of some of our favorites. Hopefully they give you some ideas for your next t-shirt!

1 – Irish I Were Drunk


Nothing makes a better funny t-shirt than a message that is either a play on words or just a fun thing to say. If you repeat this message fast enough it could make you sound as if you’ve had one too many. As for being Irish, that just requires no further explanation…right?

2 – I Do What The Voices In My Head Tell Me To Do


Let’s hope that you are not responding to just the loud voices and that there is at least one in the mix that says sensible, logical and practical things. Chances are, if you are wearing this t-shirt, none of those voices are anywhere near you. Of course, this t-shirt also makes a great gift.

3 – Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver


Well, we were going to get to this eventually. Not only does good wordplay create great sayings for t-shirts, oddly enough innuendo does as good a job or even better. If you can get away with wearing this one without PETA getting all over you about it, then why not?

4 – Free Hugs


Didn’t you say you’ve been having trouble making new friends? Well, this t-shirt message is going to be not just a great icebreaker but you’ll likely get a few tight squeezes in as well. Nothing feels better than a big hug and when they are free, you will become very popular.

5 – I’m With Stupid


Okay, we’ve all either seen this one or felt as if the person we were spending time with gave a reason to wear this t-shirt. Yes, it is meant in fun but the odd person you designate as being “stupid” may take offense to your suggestion. Either way, it’s a popular t-shirt saying.

6 – My Eyes Are Up Here


Ah, sorry about that. We were just a little bit distracted there. Um, what were you saying again? No, really, we were paying attention just for a moment there our thoughts got derailed and we slipped into a semi-coma. All is good. Right. Eyes, up there. Thanks for the directions.

7 – Drink Til You Want Me


Here’s a cheerful thought. People tend to lose their inhibitions in a rate closely related to the volume of alcohol consumed. So, in a way, you could claim that this t-shirt is related to a science experiment of some kind. The problem is, not too many of your test subjects will agree.

8 – If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off


The back of this t-shirt is only visible when tailgating a motorcyclist so unless you happen to get caught in traffic, chances are slim that you’ll ever see this one. If you want to live to ride another day, make sure your significant other does not see you wearing this t-shirt either.

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These are just some of the funniest t-shirt sayings we’ve seen. There are many, many more. In fact, when you download our app you’ll be able to see what other people are doing with t-shirts they’ve ordered. You’ll see what’s trending and what’s new. Plus, you can order t-shirts from our online store at anytime from anywhere in the world. Check it out today!


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